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  • Anti-AI Statement T-Shirt | Please Remain Human Cotton Tee

    Anti-AI Statement T-Shirt | Please Remain Human Cotton Tee

    $21.33

    Please. Remain. Human. For everyone exhausted by AI-generated art, AI slop, and the creeping sense that the machines are winning. This is a shirt with a point of view — wear it proudly. Anti-AI statement tee Bold neon graphic print Loose/oversized fit Available in White and Black 100% cotton Enjoy! If you’d like to listen…

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  • Error: Human Input Detected — Vintage Wash Boxy Cropped Shirt

    Error: Human Input Detected — Vintage Wash Boxy Cropped Shirt

    $70.81

    The system wasn’t expecting you. Error: Human Input Detected. — a vintage wash boxy cropped shirt with a back print that speaks for itself. For the musicians, artists, and creatives who keep showing up and making things the machines can’t replicate. Worn-in denim feel, oversized crop fit, unmistakably human. Channel Y2K streetwear vibes with this…

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  • Les Techno Tee

    Les Techno Photo Tee

    $25.00

    Introducing the Les Techno Photo Tee – the perfect addition to any music lover’s wardrobe. This black tee shirt features a striking photo of Les Techno on the phone, capturing the essence of his rockstar persona.

  • My Taste Is Not A Dataset — Anti-AI Crop Top

    My Taste Is Not A Dataset — Anti-AI Crop Top

    $41.54

    The algorithm didn’t pick this outfit. You did. You’re under consntant surveillance almost everywhere – remind everybody who sees you that you’re human – not data. Don’t let an algorithm define your style. Taped seams, athletic fit, made to move in. also pretty damn cute if I do say so myself. Anti-AI statement crop top…

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  • My Taste Is Not A Dataset — Women's Anti-AI Cropped Dolman Tee

    My Taste Is Not A Dataset — Women’s Anti-AI Cropped Dolman Tee

    $37.04

    Not a data point. A person. My Taste Is Not A Dataset — a cropped tee with a bold statement print for anyone who curates their own life without algorithmic help. Relaxed sleeves, easy crop fit, made to make a statement while looking cute. Anti-AI statement crop tee Bold typographic front print Relaxed dolman sleeve…

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  • Please Remain Human — Detachable Fur Hoodie

    Please Remain Human — Detachable Fur Hoodie

    $93.31

    The boldest thing in the room — and it’s not the algorithm. A hoodie that’ll make you feel like you’re in 2005 again — with a neon Please Remain Human back print that says everything you’ve been thinking. Detachable fur trim, oversized fit, and a message that the machines will never understand. Perfect for musicians,…

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  • Punk Not Dead

    Punk Not Dead
    (12″ Vinyl)

    $25.00

    Straight outta the jaws of that alligator clawing through New York City’s underground scene comes Spike Polite & Sewage’s upcoming EP “Punk Not Dead”, releasing exclusively on vinyl. Produced by Ted Sabety for Solid Bass Records, “Punk Not Dead” is a salvo of insurgent punk rage: in-your-face social satire in reaction to the witless decline of western civilization. Enjoy Side A’s rock rank raw sewage rock “What Happened (to the Punk Rock)”, “Florida” and the Social Media Suite featuring “Twitter is a Death Machine.” Flip it for hi-energy punk-industrial-noise dance remixes by XnormL on the B Side, “Punk not Dead” and the “Shark AttacK Remix.”

  • Seamless Baby T-Shirt

    Seamless Baby T-Shirt

    $20.00

    It’s soft and cute and has a reminder to think before you AI. Care Instructions – Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle) – Do not bleach – Tumble dry low – Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print – Do not dry clean Fabric – Material: 100% cotton

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  • We Apologize For The Human Delay — Anti-AI Fitted Crop Tee

    We Apologize For The Human Delay — Anti-AI Fitted Crop Tee

    $27.16

    Please hold. A human is creating. We Apologize For The Human Delay — a fitted crop tee with a bold pink graphic for anyone who’s proud to slow down and do it themselves. No prompt required. Anti-AI statement crop tee Bold pink graphic print Fitted crop silhouette 100% cotton Enjoy! If you’d like to listen…

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  • XnormL Tee

    XnormL Tee

    $25.00

    Introducing the XnormL Tee Shirt – the perfect statement piece for any music aficionado. This black tee shirt features the iconic XnormL logo on a graphic of a speaker, representing the channel’s dedication to unique and interesting recordings.

  • You, Me and The Algorithmic Sea <br />(12" Vinyl or CD)

    You, Me and The Algorithmic Sea
    (12″ Vinyl or CD)

    $30.00

    With You, Me, and The Algorithmic Sea (a comedy about intelligence, artificial and otherwise), Xnormal dives into live-triggered electronic music and spoken word performance. A dystopian satire, the work combines Ted Sabety’s experimental sound design with the evocative poetry of Mark Svenvold.

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